"Well come on then! Let’s not wait for the grass to grow!"
started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
This man knows his audience
Zach Rance is the saving grace of this fucking terrible season
I really want the fruit loop dingus to go home
"a rose for a rose?" - eddie birdlace, dogfight.
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
The many personality traits of Mickey Milkovich
8/11 - Soft
Are you mad at me ,milady ?